I was looking like this when I came to Mama and Papas.....
I tell ya, my boobs were bigger than my mama's. Even though I was only 13 lbs.
A lady at the pet store told mama about dog cosmetic surgery - uhm,,,,, you know, make boobies smaller and even cut off some nipples or other parts or fix pug nose or pug fold?? Mama FREAKED.... OUT..... She said I look perfect and beautiful as I was and gave me lots of kisses. She said if there's any extra money, she would think of fixing Neko's knee. But now... she is telling me that I am getting fatter (and Neko too). What?? You told me I am perfect and beautiful no matter what!!
Who is fat??
What?
Excuse me???
They used to smoke, and they both quit cold turkey, , , , , Mama and Papa, did we ever tell you, you are fatter? I know you both gained several lbs. after you quit smoking and the extra you put on doesn't look like going away anytime soon or ever, but DID WE EVER say you are fatter?? and put you on a diet?? It is just not fair.... : ( Think about this deeply, and give us more cookies while you are thinking..
Sammy